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Caffeinated Thoughts: Advice for New Parents

  • Marshall | bondChristian · 12 months ago
    So true and to the point. Thanks. I'm not a parent yet, but I have a brother who's 17 years younger than I am. For those who are wondering, the advice holds for new big brothers and sisters too. :>)

    - Marshall Jones, Jr.

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  • Terrie · 12 months ago
    Ah, man! I wish I would have had this advice for when my kids were little. I guess putting coffe in their baby bottles wasn't such a good idea after all. Oh well, too late.

    Without a manual, it's amazing my kids turned out as well as they did.

    (Thanks for the laugh!)

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  • Matt Dabbs · 11 months ago
    As the proud new parent of a 2 month old I can certainly relate...aside from the fact that our kid doesn't have near that much head/neck control yet.

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  • AndyC · 11 months ago
    These always appealled to my slightly twisted sense of humor. I am glad you posted them and sorry I never got around to it!

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  • Shane Vander Hart · 11 months ago
    @Marshall - very true, older brothers and sisters need to know not to put their little brothers and sisters in the dryer.

    @Terrie - this actually explains a lot with my kids (just kidding).

    @Matt - very true, I don't see them sitting there playing chess.

    @Andy - the best sense of humor is one of the twisted variety.
  • HiScrivener · 11 months ago
    As the progenitor of lil' Wall Watchers myself, I was interested in this post. The more I scrolled down, the louder my bellowing become and the more soda spewed out of my nose.

    I still have tears in my eyes, Shane.

    Can't you warn a brother or something?! WHEW! This stuff was genius.

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  • Shane Vander Hart · 11 months ago
    HiScrivener - I hope your nose has recovered :).