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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Caffeinated Thoughts - Latest Comments in Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.disqus.com/</link><description></description><atom:link href="https://caffeinatedthoughts.disqus.com/advice_for_new_parents/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:03:28 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484777</link><description>&lt;p&gt;HiScrivener - I hope your nose has recovered :).&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Shane Vander Hart</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:03:28 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484780</link><description>&lt;p&gt;As the progenitor of lil' Wall Watchers myself, I was interested in this post. The more I scrolled down, the louder my bellowing become and the more soda spewed out of my nose.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I still have tears in my eyes, Shane.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can't you warn a brother or something?! WHEW! This stuff was genius.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;abbr&amp;gt;&lt;em&gt;HiScriveners last blog post..&lt;a href="http://hiscrivener.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/ted-haggards-massage-is-now-a-made-for-tv-movie/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://hiscrivener.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/ted-haggards-massage-is-now-a-made-for-tv-movie/"&gt;Ted Haggard’s massage is now a made for TV movie&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">HiScrivener</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:13:40 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484804</link><description>&lt;p&gt;@Marshall - very true, older brothers and sisters need to know not to put their little brothers and sisters in the dryer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@Terrie - this actually explains a lot with my kids (just kidding).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@Matt - very true, I don't see them sitting there playing chess.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@Andy - the best sense of humor is one of the twisted variety.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Shane Vander Hart</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:55:33 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484798</link><description>&lt;p&gt;These always appealled to my slightly twisted sense of humor. I am glad you posted them and sorry I never got around to it!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;abbr&amp;gt;&lt;em&gt;AndyCs last blog post..&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNarrowRoad/~3/501696863/god-first-and-foremost.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNarrowRoad/~3/501696863/god-first-and-foremost.html"&gt;God, First and Foremost&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">AndyC</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:04:34 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484800</link><description>&lt;p&gt;As the proud new parent of a 2 month old I can certainly relate...aside from the fact that our kid doesn't have near that much head/neck control yet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;abbr&amp;gt;&lt;em&gt;Matt Dabbss last blog post..&lt;a href="http://mattdabbs.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/top-posts-of-2008/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://mattdabbs.wordpress.com/2009/01/02/top-posts-of-2008/"&gt;Top Posts of 2008&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Matt Dabbs</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:27:01 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484790</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Ah, man! I wish I would have had this advice for when my kids were little. I guess putting coffe in their baby bottles wasn't such a good idea after all. Oh well, too late.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Without a manual, it's amazing my kids turned out as well as they did.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Thanks for the laugh!)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;abbr&amp;gt;&lt;em&gt;Terries last blog post..&lt;a href="http://tvbblog.com/2009/01/02/looking-back-looking-forward/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://tvbblog.com/2009/01/02/looking-back-looking-forward/"&gt;Looking Back, Looking Forward&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Terrie</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:26:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Advice for New Parents</title><link>http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2009/01/advice-for-new-parents/#comment-440484811</link><description>&lt;p&gt;So true and to the point. Thanks. I'm not a parent yet, but I have a brother who's 17 years younger than I am. For those who are wondering, the advice holds for new big brothers and sisters too. :&amp;gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;- Marshall Jones, Jr.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;abbr&amp;gt;&lt;em&gt;Marshall | bondChristians last blog post..&lt;a href="http://bondchristian.com/new-year-2009/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://bondchristian.com/new-year-2009/"&gt;New Year, New Microblog, New E-Newsletter, And FREE Prayer, January 2009: A bondChristian Site Update&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Marshall | bondChristian</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:25:15 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>